Twilight: Starfallen 16 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight: Starfallen 16
AN: hey guix srry im lat wit da updat but i wnt 2 a prty n sum1 stul da keyz 2 my kar so ya
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I ran back to where Cara and Jolan were and grabbed them, stuffing them under my arms.
"What are you doing?!!!" screamed Cara. I knew she was just angry at me because I'm prettier than her so I ignored her. Jolan just mumbled, blushing because his face was pressed against my boob. I giggled.
"Come on guys, we're going to the top of Mt. Fuji!" I said, running at super-sonic speed towards the mountain before they could say anything.
Since I was a vampire, it only took about 2 seconds to get there. I l
Twilight: Starfallen 15 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight: Starfallen 15
AN: wel guiex i finly gpt 2 writ a chap meeeesielf!!1!!!1!!11111 i cudnt tink of anytin fr da plot so mah nwe editer YKA gav me da idea so yah!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1111
E/N: WELP, I REALIZED THAT I AM A STUPID BITCH FOR TAKING THIS WAY TOO SERIOUSLY! Yeah, me and Tammy got around to talking on MSN and she needed a beta and then she told me that the whole being a troll thing? Yeah, elaborate hoax from the hacker *cough*JOSIE*cough*, amazing. So I'll be the beta for now.
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I jumped out of the boat and looked around. Spotting a shrine, I ran towards it. Cara shouted at me, but I don't care because she sucks
Twilight Starfallen: 14 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight Starfallen: 14
AN: I couldn't resist.
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AURORA POV
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I screamed as I watched Jolan fall off the boat. I wanted TWO slaves, not one angry, bitchy one!!!
"Lady... we haven't even shoved off yet. We're still on shore." said Cara, giving me a 'dude ur so retarded' look.
"I knew that!!" I screamed, not wanting to admit my stupidity. Cara helped Jolan to his feet.
"Jolan, you really need to watch where you're going."Cara said, trying not to shout at him.
Cara pulled Jolan back onto the boat and hopped out. She used all her might and pushed the boat into the water
Twilight Starfallen: 13 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight Starfallen: 13
AN: This was written by JFF. If anyone wants to write a chapter, please send yours by note. As long as it's directly related to the plot at hand, I'll post it if I like it.
IVORY POV
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I jogged along the road, trying not to trip over my beautiful white laced dress. If I tripped, then I would get mud on it, and that would ruin my good looks.
Probably not, actually, but I didn't want to take that chance. With a snap of my pale fingers, the dress magically shifted shape around me to form a tracksuit. Several passing men became very glad that they were wearing loose robes, so lovely was my supple body
Twilight Starfallen: 12 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight Starfallen: 12
AN: This chapta is written by Josie. Just a heads up. fangz, lol
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I wapped Jolan on the head repeatedly with my shoe. "WUT DO U MEAN U CANT SWIM" I said in a sexxah voice.
"I-I'm sorry, I... OW! ACK!" he said.
"Hey!"
I turned around to see a girl about half my height. She didn't look like a prep. She glared at me with her unblinking grey eyes.
"Leave Jolan alone, you big mean bitch!" the girl shouted at me. She walked up to me and kicked me in my OMG SUPAH SEXXAH ANKLE.
I didn't feel a thing, though. Because of my AWESUM SUE POWAHZ.
"Shut up, you!" I slapped her across the face. Sh
Starfallen CHAPTER 11 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Starfallen CHAPTER 11
AURORA POV
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Sitting on the edge of the beach, letting the waves lap at my toes, I sighed beautifully as I contemplated the meaning of life how to get across the ocean so I could meet my idol Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. The meaning of life is like, so, like, hard to wrap my kawaii little brain around. Whenever I thought about it I got awful headaches. But, whatever, I need to get back to my tast at hand... what was I thinking about again?
"THAT'S IT!" I shouted, causing several small children to burst into tears. "I'M GOING TO SWIM TO JAPAN! THE LAND OF KAWAII!"
I was about to
Twilight: Starfallen 16 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight: Starfallen 16
AN: hey guix srry im lat wit da updat but i wnt 2 a prty n sum1 stul da keyz 2 my kar so ya
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I ran back to where Cara and Jolan were and grabbed them, stuffing them under my arms.
"What are you doing?!!!" screamed Cara. I knew she was just angry at me because I'm prettier than her so I ignored her. Jolan just mumbled, blushing because his face was pressed against my boob. I giggled.
"Come on guys, we're going to the top of Mt. Fuji!" I said, running at super-sonic speed towards the mountain before they could say anything.
Since I was a vampire, it only took about 2 seconds to get there. I l
Twilight: Starfallen 15 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight: Starfallen 15
AN: wel guiex i finly gpt 2 writ a chap meeeesielf!!1!!!1!!11111 i cudnt tink of anytin fr da plot so mah nwe editer YKA gav me da idea so yah!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1111
E/N: WELP, I REALIZED THAT I AM A STUPID BITCH FOR TAKING THIS WAY TOO SERIOUSLY! Yeah, me and Tammy got around to talking on MSN and she needed a beta and then she told me that the whole being a troll thing? Yeah, elaborate hoax from the hacker *cough*JOSIE*cough*, amazing. So I'll be the beta for now.
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I jumped out of the boat and looked around. Spotting a shrine, I ran towards it. Cara shouted at me, but I don't care because she sucks
Twilight Starfallen: 1 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight Starfallen: 1
AN hi guiex dis is my first story writn its about twilight andmy name is Tamara oh and mi twin sister Amy halped mi write dis Amy thx for da halp!
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CHAPTAR ONE: NEW VAMPIRE IN TOWN!!!!
Hi everyone, my name is Aurora Lovelace Starlight Lolita Borealis. I have pretty raven black and shiny hair that goes to my waist and shiny topaz-colored eyes. I have a D-cup bra size and I love wearing Gothic Lolita. My favorite band is Evanescence and Amy Lee is my idol! Anyway, I had to move to Forks, a quiet little town that is so boring! Anyway I LOVE SATAN FOREVER EVEN THOUGH I WEAR CROSSES WITH MY GOTHIC LOLITA
Twilight Starfallen: 2 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight Starfallen: 2
AN: U guiex i tough mi frist one wuz good so i wrote another!1 THX AMY FOR DA HALP!
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I was running to school in my pretty Gothic Lolita clothes. It was a ripped boostea was X's across the front. I was also wearing a silver cross rosario and I had a pretty purple skirt on, too, with black combat boots and pink fishnets. When I got to school I saw a totally sexy boy there! He was pale-skinned with topaz-colored eyes. I knew he was a vampire!
"Hi!" I ran up to him. "I am Aurora Lovelace Starlight Lolita Borealis!"
"I am Edward Cullen." he replied.
"And you're a vampire!" I shrieked, giggling.
"How did you know?" He
Twilight Starfallen: 3 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight Starfallen: 3
AN: AMY THX FR DA HALP BUT YOU NOW WERE MI STILETOS R??!!!1111111111//
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Edward and I went to the Evanescence concert. We walked to up the front, near the stage (sice thei were vamps noun botered dem). Amy Lee's beautiful voice filled the concert hall. She was singing 'My Immortal':
"When you cried,
I'd wipe away all of your tears.
When you screamed,
I'd fight away all of your fears.
And I held your hand through all of these years,
But you still have. . .
All of me~"
I swooned at the gorgeous song, it was my favorite. Edward was watching me, his topaz eyes glitterng prettily. "Aurora, you are so ah-mazing.
Twilight Starfallen: 4 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight Starfallen: 4
Author's Note: Hey, you guys. This is Amy, Tamara's twin sister. She had to go to the dentist today, so she told me to write chapter four of her story for her. Please be nice, and I'll author it better than she! :)
Bunch of X's, Bunch of X's, Bunch of X's, ectectectect.
I gasped, bolting upright in bed. What had happened? Then I remembered; Edward had kissed me, and on the lips, too...
I looked at my surroundings, seeing that I was in my room. So had it all been a dream? NO! It couldn't be! I was a Mary Sue; I had to get what I wanted, and what I wanted was for that smooch to be real!
Angrily, I kicked my black, emo blankets off of me. St
Twilight Starfallen: 5 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight Starfallen: 5
Author's Note: This is Amy again. Tammy had to go babysit a few kids down the block. Sooo, I'm writing more.
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(Btw, what the heck does the title of her story mean, anyway? "Twilight Starfallen"? What does it have anything to do with falling stars?)
When I woke up again, I found that the sun had set, and I was lying in Edward's frozen arms that BELLA finds soooooo attractive for some retarded reason.
I squirmed, inching away from him. Bipolar pansy-pires scare me.
I turned, then, and walked out into the woods. That was where I found a small, pale, feminine figure lying on the fern-laden earth, blood pouring fr
Twilight Starfallen: 6 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight Starfallen: 6
Author's Note: This is Amy again, although I'm sure you're sick of my lame joke-making in the story and want the old, lulzier Tammy back. Well, she IS coming back, but not for a while, though.
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I had already made it out of the forest before realizing that I'd brought no food or water with me on my journey to Super-Sue-ness. It also didn't help that I was wearing my skimpy Gothic Lolita dress. In the cold. At night. Bullhockey.
"Ah, man!" I cried out. Hunger was already tearing at my stomach, but was was the point of trying to find food? Even if I ate, I'd intentionally puke it back up anyway. Gotta stay thi
twilite strfillin 7 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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twilite strfillin 7
AN: OK U GUIEX AMYY TOK OVER DA COMUTER N ROTE THRE OF MI STORES EBEN DO IONLE SED ONE N DEY WERE BAD BUT IM STIL RItTIN
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(SEH ALSO SED SHE WUNT HALP NE 4 A WHILE SUUUU IM RITTN DEM MISEL)
'no!!11" i scremed as da sexxii bihounen holded meh in bondge. tears stremed down mi faces
"Hahaha' da shoen laffed develically, den majicly disapered an reapered at da alysum he tok meh into a gel cel n put me in a chair it loked jus liek da one honiball lexter was in in DA silence of da lamms
he left me dere n i strted cring tearz ov bluud sadly now i would nvr met ebunny. i sniffed whik mad me lok
Twilight Starfallen: 1 by xXTammyCullenXx, literature
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Twilight Starfallen: 1
AN hi guiex dis is my first story writn its about twilight andmy name is Tamara oh and mi twin sister Amy halped mi write dis Amy thx for da halp!
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CHAPTAR ONE: NEW VAMPIRE IN TOWN!!!!
Hi everyone, my name is Aurora Lovelace Starlight Lolita Borealis. I have pretty raven black and shiny hair that goes to my waist and shiny topaz-colored eyes. I have a D-cup bra size and I love wearing Gothic Lolita. My favorite band is Evanescence and Amy Lee is my idol! Anyway, I had to move to Forks, a quiet little town that is so boring! Anyway I LOVE SATAN FOREVER EVEN THOUGH I WEAR CROSSES WITH MY GOTHIC LOLITA
soz 4 nut updatin but sinc skull (k i kno dat mite nut b funne butt i tot it wuz) startd iv ben relli bissy
ill tri upatin as muxh as i cin
fangs by!!!!!!!11
so hi guiex i finally got mi accunt bak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
it tok me so lung 2 get de pawrsword ot of da hakker shes so dum lol!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!
an i haf a new beta is ~Yume-Kami-Aika (https://www.deviantart.com/yume-kami-aika) me n hur were talkin on msn n she offrd so i sed ya!!!!!!!!1111!!! ISNT DAT AMAIN??????????////
So i haven't touched this account in...hell, I dunno how long.
But I realized that I was STUPID in thinking that I could post shit here. SO, I removed the dolls I made and left the chapters of Tammy's story up.
Fuck, I really need to update that story of her's. I have somewhat new inspiration for it.
SO
if you take this troll account seriously, you are a fucking idiot and I'm disappointed. OF COURSE THIS WAS A TROLL.
And I'm the hacker who thought it was real. :3
But yeah
there'll prolly be updates or something.