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About Me Member Deviously Annoying Steve, silly!18/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 8 Months
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WHO WANTS TO BE STEVE'S SEME?

Tue Oct 13, 2009, 8:29 AM
  • Mood: Suggestive
As you all know (maybe), I am an Innocent uke. (whichisweirdbecauseIwassosurethatiwouldb easadisticseme)
So now, I need a seme. Someone who is stupid enough to like someone as annoying as I. :3 And someone that I can doodle myself with.
So, please. I NEED A SEME. I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF SEME YOU ARE, I JUST NEED ONE. IT CAN BE ANYONE, I'M NOT PICKY. YOU CAN BE A GIRL OR BOY, I DON'T CARE. AS LONG AS WE GET ALONG, THAT IS FINE WITH ME.
PLEASE? I AM EXTREMELY LONELY, SO...YEAH. CAPS CAPS CAPS!

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O hai.
You're probably looking for Tammy, the person who created this account? Well, you're not going to find her.
After a whole bunch o' drama that I'd rather not talk about, I took over this account.
Even though she turned out to be a troll... it was still worth it. :D
Now, to introduce myself! I am Steve.
That's not my real name, but I don't plan on giving it out. So, just call me Steve. :meow:
A couple people know my seekret identity, AKA my REAL account, buuuut I'm not putting it here. Smart people can find it. Can't find it? Well... you're stupid. BAAAH! Kidding. I don't make fun of people until I've met them. :D
Now then, onto a bunch of useless details about me that you'd rather not know.
I have NO clue what race I am. Even though my parents told me, I still don't know. They told me that I'm part black, part indian, and part caucasian.
I DON'T BELIEVE THEM.
Whutever.
I dye my hair...a lot. Currently, I keep my natural color (black), and dyed a white strip from the scalp to the sides. The rest I dyed purple, except for a few parts on my bangs.
I usually wear a black and white striped corset. When I go out, people don't know whether to think I'm insane or think I'm a wannabe goff. Anyway, I also usually wear black short-shorts. Why? Because. I just do.
Aaaand I wear black and white striped thigh-high socks. That's prolly why I wear short-shorts. ._.
I also wear a red question mark necklace. Why? Because I'm always asking questions. You n00bcake.
I don't read that much manga, but I like Death Note and One Piece. Shut up, One Piece is cool. Especially Sanji and Zoro. OOOOOHOHOHOHO, TO SEE THOSE BOYS HAVING TEH SEXX... *fangasim*
Let's get this straight, so I don't have to say it again. Even though I like to read manga and watch the occasional anime, I FUCKING HATE JAPAN. Why? They kill whales, they have controversial gender discrimination, most of the old men are perverts. But most of all...
THEY SPAWN WEEABOOS.
Weeboos are the scum of the earth. Just because you say "Kawaii" and "Desu" and a bunch of other Japanese-y shit, DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE COOL OR OF THE JAPANESE DESCENT. YOU TWATS.
Otakus, I have no problem with. Weeaboos...
It is my personal goal to eradicate this crappy country that we call america of all Weeaboos. Yes, I didn't capatalize america. Because I refuse to do so. Why? I hate this country, and I refuse to act like it's the best contry ever. Because it isn't. :P
Well, enough of me being a douche.
This is Steve, and I'll see you later. :meow:

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  • Current Residence: *Points to chair*
  • Interests: Writing... reading... uuhhhhhm... other...stuff...
  • Favourite movie: Wayne's World.
  • Favourite band or musician: Uh... Led Zeppelin...Ozzy Osbourne... Black Sabbath...
  • Favourite genre of music: Uh...Rock...Metal... Japanese Death...Metal...
  • Favourite artist: chasethehedgehog. His arts are DIVINE~~~~
  • Favourite poet or writer: Tara Gilsbie
  • Favourite style of art: Pixel...traditional...uh...the...good kind...
  • Operating System: My Computer. I call it mah Compy.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod nano...
  • Shell of choice: Uh...oyster shells...
  • Skin of choice: Uh...soft?
  • Favourite game: Apples to Apples...
  • Favourite gaming platform: Uh...Wii...Playstation 2... and... uh... NES.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Courage the Cowardly Dog! I luffs him! ♥
  • Personal Quote: "Whut?"
  • Tools of the Trade: Mouse...keyboard...

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:iconxxtammycullenxx:
AW, NUTS. XD

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Steve, Tammy, Fuckingtrollbitchyface, Enoby. What everyour name is: your a troll and a bitch and a retard. By th way, Have a nice day!:heart:

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WELL, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.
I hate Tammy, i hacked her account for da lulz.

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But I said have a nice day! I even added a heart! Did you really hack her account?

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Yep. :D Lots o' drama, long story. Turns out that she was originally a troll, though. So, technically, the hack was useless. Oh well, it was still fun. :XD:

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What do you mean she 'was originaly a troll so th hack was useless'? And if you hate her so much how were you able to hack her account? you must have been close to her to be able to guess her password. And it definatly sounds like it was fun! :XD:

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You are a disgrace to us Twilighters...
also, you might need to go back to first grade and learn how to spell before making any more 'Twilight fan fiction'

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YES. I KNOW THAT ALL TOO WELL, MAH BOI.

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I'm not your BOY, not boi.
plus, I'm a girl...:P

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wow, you don't have any time on your hands do you?

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